http://www.wocka.com/ User submitted and ranked jokes. Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:00:01 GMT en-us 300 http://www.wocka.com/joke.php?id=17109 <b>Sidewalk Blues</b><br /><br /> I was walking down the road and saw a sign which read, "SIDEWALK AHEAD CLOSED. PLEASE USE OTHER SIDE OF ROAD". <br /> <br />Oooh, it made me cross! <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Ijx9Am5HXwAbzojGQQFX5Q6kNcg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Ijx9Am5HXwAbzojGQQFX5Q6kNcg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Ijx9Am5HXwAbzojGQQFX5Q6kNcg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Ijx9Am5HXwAbzojGQQFX5Q6kNcg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~ff/wocka?a=Q6cxYsguisI:EUWiMqbUY6U:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/wocka?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~ff/wocka?a=Q6cxYsguisI:EUWiMqbUY6U:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/wocka?i=Q6cxYsguisI:EUWiMqbUY6U:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~ff/wocka?a=Q6cxYsguisI:EUWiMqbUY6U:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/wocka?i=Q6cxYsguisI:EUWiMqbUY6U:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~ff/wocka?a=Q6cxYsguisI:EUWiMqbUY6U:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/wocka?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~ff/wocka?a=Q6cxYsguisI:EUWiMqbUY6U:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/wocka?i=Q6cxYsguisI:EUWiMqbUY6U:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wocka/~4/Q6cxYsguisI" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.wocka.com/joke.php?id=15634 <b>Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow!</b><br /><br /> Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. <br /> <br />He got to thinking about things, and asked, "Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?" <br /> <br />"He thinks a lot, dear" replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a such good answer to her husband's baldness. <br /> <br />"Then why do you have so much hair?" asked Little Johnny. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/slg_9jORcMRUTJ3-rQxp8AisOpk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/slg_9jORcMRUTJ3-rQxp8AisOpk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/slg_9jORcMRUTJ3-rQxp8AisOpk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/slg_9jORcMRUTJ3-rQxp8AisOpk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~ff/wocka?a=Zn9m0IWepRo:_SkPDLN_e0k:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/wocka?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~ff/wocka?a=Zn9m0IWepRo:_SkPDLN_e0k:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/wocka?i=Zn9m0IWepRo:_SkPDLN_e0k:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~ff/wocka?a=Zn9m0IWepRo:_SkPDLN_e0k:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/wocka?i=Zn9m0IWepRo:_SkPDLN_e0k:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~ff/wocka?a=Zn9m0IWepRo:_SkPDLN_e0k:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/wocka?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~ff/wocka?a=Zn9m0IWepRo:_SkPDLN_e0k:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/wocka?i=Zn9m0IWepRo:_SkPDLN_e0k:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wocka/~4/Zn9m0IWepRo" height="1" width="1"/>