http://www.wocka.com/ User submitted and ranked jokes. Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:01 GMT en-us 300 http://www.wocka.com/joke.php?id=16354 <b>What Shall I Wear Today?</b><br /><br /> Policeman to woman he's just stopped for speeding - "As soon as I saw you coming round the corner, I said to myself, 'Must be 55 at least'." <br /> <br />"It's this dress, officer - it always make me look older!" <p><a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~a/wocka?a=29AVH2"><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~a/wocka?i=29AVH2" border="0"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?a=wIgumH"><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?i=wIgumH" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?a=29fefh"><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?i=29fefh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?a=u7MBbh"><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?i=u7MBbh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?a=Ji1mWH"><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?i=Ji1mWH" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?a=rWSQ0h"><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?i=rWSQ0h" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~r/wocka/~4/286666879" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.wocka.com/joke.php?id=16285 <b>Say What?</b><br /><br /> Winters are fierce in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought a pair of earmuffs for his foreman. One cold, blustery day, he noticed that the foreman wasn't wearing them. In fact, he couldn't recall a time he'd ever seen the man wear the earmuffs. <br /> <br />Walking up to his foreman, he asked, "Didn't you like the earmuffs I gave you?" <br /> <br />"Oh, they were a thing of beauty and kept my ears nice and toasty warm!" <br /> <br />"Then why aren't you wearing them?" <br /> <br />"Well, I did wear them that first cold day, but then someone offered me a drink and I didn't hear him!" <p><a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~a/wocka?a=LloJjg"><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~a/wocka?i=LloJjg" border="0"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?a=1JYUSH"><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?i=1JYUSH" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?a=fKFPyh"><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?i=fKFPyh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?a=MiLHKh"><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?i=MiLHKh" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?a=b6hyBH"><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?i=b6hyBH" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?a=h4Uxch"><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~f/wocka?i=h4Uxch" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.wocka.com/~r/wocka/~4/285933650" height="1" width="1"/>